I SHALL PUT IT BIG HERE . EDIT:1G , WHEN GO RECESS PLEASE TAKE ALONG YOUR HP . YIHENG WILL TAKE IT AND DELETE UR PROGs IN IT . NIGEL IS A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE . YIHENG JUST DELETED HIS BLUETOOTH HACK ALTHOUGH NIGEL DIN EVEN USE IT . AND YIHENG REASON IS CAUSE HE USE IT FOR BAD . MINE ALSO DELETE . HE ALSO USE THAT REASON . NIGEL PHONE WAS IN HIS BAG . YIHENG JUST OPEN HIS BAG WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING AND TAKE HIS PHONE AND DELETE . SO RMB TO TAKE YOUR PHONE ALONG EVERYWHERE YOU GO . OR PUT IN LOCKER B4 LEAVING . YIHENG THE DOG , SIAM FROM 1G , GO CHASE ALL THE GIRLS YOU WANT , NOOB .weeeee . got back chinese today and I PASSED WAHAHAHAHHAA . anyway still 22 ppl failed . same as last time . and gratz to haofeng for getting 42 . LUCKY NIA =P but first , there's some jokes haha . think b4 seeing the answers . and its in white so highlight it to see it .
1st .
What gender is the tiger on tiger beer ? Boy or Girl .
Ans:
boy . because if its a girl its TIGRESS beer LOL . 2nd.
A pregnant crocodile was shot from ontop . onto his back . which died first . baby or mother .
Ans:
mother . crocodile lay eggs XD3rd.(dirty joke XD )
One day , a family which consists of mother , father and son went to the nude beach ( where everyone was naked ) . the mother went to suntan , father went off walking and son went to play . After awhile , the son ran back to the mother saying " MOM . i saw a woman with very big boobs walking . " the mother than replied " the bigger they are , the dumber they are ." so the boy went off to play again . soon , he ran back again . saying this time " mom . i saw a guy with a very long eherm . " the mom replied " the longer they are , the dumber they are . " so he went of playing again . the 3RD TIME , he ran back saying " mom , i saw dad talking with a VERY DUMB woman and dad was getting DUMBER while he was talking ." (not sure if your get it . not that straightfoward . )
i think thats all the jokes i know for now ;D anyway rmb to do the xi zi for the words you wrong for the first part of chinese test . tmr pass up . 100 times for each completely wrong word and 50 times for a word which minus 1 mark . if never pass up tmr get 3 demerit . and also those chosen for the handwriting programme thing . bring 10 dollars tmr . lastly , SIGN THE CHINESE TEST BY TMR AND THE SCIENCE TEST FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT SIGN .
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